Copypastas are bodies of text intended to be displayed and distributed in several places. Funny reviews, scary posts, or complete nonsense can be copied and pasted into Twitch chats in an attempt to make others laugh or troll the streamer. But which are the most popular to use?
Popular copypastas
sarcastic troll
Wow great game!! PogChamp PogChamp (remove this part of message after pasting in chat, your $1 has been sent to your Paypal, Bethesda account)
TTS sprinkler
Requires TTS: My sprinkler goes like thisstststststststststststststststststststststststst and sometimes pspspspspspspspsps
Test de Pacer Fitnessgram
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Don't let your memes be dreams
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW, Don't let your dreams be memes, Don't let your dreams be beams, Jet fuel won't melt tomorrow's memes, DON'T LET YOUR STEEL MEMES BE JET DREAMS
Salted Streamer Copypasta
High in orbit, the Gitraktmaet motherships descend to Earth. They prepare to enslave the world and mine it for all its salt, but scanners detect an abnormally high concentration inside a tiny shack in Greece. The invasion will not be necessary. “Lock it down with the RNG Disruptor,” the captain said greedily. “Soon we will have all the salt we need. »
Jebaited Hierarchy
Jebaited KAPPA PAST Jebaited POGCHAMP OVER RESTED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited NOW WE JEBAITED Jebaited
Make fun of Americans
EleGiggle MY BELLY IS HUGE EleGiggle MY BRAIN IS LATE EleGiggle YOU GUESSED EleGiggle I'M FROM NA. EleGiggle
Calling Americans Salty
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America .
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Rick and Morty Copypasta
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle and without a solid understanding of theoretical physics most jokes will go over the head of a typical viewer. There's also Rick's nihilistic perspective, which is cleverly integrated into his characterization – his personal philosophy draws heavily from the literature of Narodnaya Volya, for example. Fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to really appreciate the depth of these jokes, to realize that they are not just funny – they say something profound about LIFE. As a result, people who don't like Rick and Morty really ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, say, the humor in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub", which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic. . I'm smiling right now imagining one of those drunken fools scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds on their TV screens. What fools… how I pity them. And yes by the way, I have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you can't see it. It is for female eyes only. And even they have to demonstrate that they are within 5 IQ points of mine (preferably lower) beforehand.
The Bible is a manga
The Bible is an amazing manga. Chapters 1-5 were written by this guy named Moses, but for some reason the author changed his mind. Abram is definitely my favorite character although for some reason they repurposed his name to be Abraham, and in some regional publications his name is Ibrahim. The best ship is Abram x Sarah. Plus, they totally nailed the New Testament chapter, with great character development. Nor did I expect Judas' betrayal.
Ban his son from Twitch
My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. Personally, I don't find them entertaining, but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month, he's started using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I assume are terms used within the Twitch setting. I don't have a problem with my son using these terms, but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (12) was talking about how she had been accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said “Pog you, easy clap”. I told him it was getting out of control and he should communicate normally with his parents and family. To that he said “Strange field, feels weird man, omega normies LOL. Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being, I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for now. He's hysterical now but I told him I'd take him off the blacklist if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he refuses to stop so for now it's off limits. IATA?
Need to touch the grass
"touch grass" is not an insult to the players, it is rather a piece of advice for them. When participating in intense periods of play, the human hand tends to sweat. Sweat makes the hand slippery and it becomes harder to maintain a grip on the gamer's gaming mouse, making it harder to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching the grass with the player's hand, the grass will impart a layer of particles to the player's hand, the particles can be made up of a variety of dust, dirt, and other natural materials. This particle will then act in a form similar to climbers' chalk, absorbing sweat and drying out the player's hand. With dry hands, the player can now perform at their maximum when playing. That's why when an enemy or teammate tells you to hit the grass, they're just trying to help you perform better.
Twitch Bots Copypasta
Hi [insert streamer name], this is Trevor from ChAtBotsForTwitch, com. We kindly ask you to pay the extra for our employees to interact with your cat, you are not making fun of them. We know you're struggling to get real viewers and it frustrates you, but please don't take it out on my employees. Thanks, Trevor.
Final Fantasy XIV
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